Chunk o' Cheez

My brother once remarked that he'd like to have a small, failing business someplace, and as his sibling(or in whatever other capacity I'd be writing this)I've had a couple such ideas. 

One of them, from awhile back, was The Ottoman Empire, a store devoted(principally but not exclusively)to footstools. A virtual empire of ottomans, for your seating comfort. This new idea could possibly be a small eatery right outside The Ottoman Empire.

Chunk o' Cheez.  From a variety of cheeses(Colby, American, Swiss, Cheddar--both mild and sharp, Roquefort, etc), an actual hand-picked chunk of cheese. (Of course, gloves are worn while preparing your personal chunk). Since they're hand-crafted, no two chunks are exactly alike. 

Large and small chunks are available, and so far two meal options(pictured above): Basic chunk o' cheese. Just the simple experience of your chunk o' cheese(available in 10 different types)and a knife and fork. The Deluxe Meal.  Your chunk o' cheese plus chips and a soft drink(also available without the drink, as just the Chunk o' Cheeze & Chips.)

Chunk o' Cheez. A tasty treat that won't cost you a chunk of change! Coming soon to a location near you. 

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 Okay, I also had an idea(and about as harebrained)for a Coffee Shop called The Coffee Center.  The advertising would include a picture of the globe with a place mapped out in the very middle called- the Coffee Center. It would be staffed by coffee specialists, not called Baristas but rather Java Developers. Another corner of the Ottoman Empire perhaps. 

  So these are a few ideas of mine, which I might be fool enough to try and implement if I had that kind of money to piss away...