The Colonel of Corn

Aw shucks! Well, rather than subject you to an earful of further dreadful puns, let's move on, shall we?

But still, since there's a "Colonel" of chicken already(Officer Sanders)maybe that would automatically preclude a Colonel of Corn. Or perhaps Colonel Sanders is a Colonel not only of chicken but all KFC products, including those mini-corncobs(do they still serve those?), making him a de facto Colonel of Corn.

Food for thought perhaps. Any other ideas on this, please let me know by C.O.B. Monday.