Sunday, May 13, 2007

Sunday stuff


This is the place where they make the brassieres. It's in or near Ogden Utah. I was there in 1985 or so, a road musician passing through. Very pretty in the Fall.
Brassiere sizes, as I understand it, start with AA(aka the Itty Bitty Titty Committee)and work their way gloriously up the alphabet, moving up roughly a letter per inch of kazoom-size. All the way to F and G(aka the over-the-shoulder boulder beholders).
Well theoretically all the way to Z. Actually I think that would be too much bosom even for me, who loves mammarily well-upholstered women. And what if she were even bigger than that? Would you start over at "A"? Would that be like someone who's so smart they're stupid: so stacked they're flat? Like drinking yourself sober?
Oxymorons aside, another question arises. If the bra size is figured on the alphabet, and this is, let's say, universal, does that mean women from countries with more characters in their alphabets(like, say, the Nordic countries with 29 characters, and the Russians with 33)have larger breasts?
Well I'm supposing the answers to these and many other such questions can be found right here at the Center in or around Ogden Utah. Or at least they can find out for you.

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