You Are, In Fact, INSANE!

I'm afraid it's true. The lab results are in, and you've been found to be nuttier than squirrel turds. A painful truth, to be sure, but we have to face it squarely. You are, in fact, insane. That said, you can no longer live among 'normal' people, to whom you would be a danger(as well as to yourself). So we've arranged housing for you in a community with those who share your--disability. Come with us.....