Well okay, not really

As it turns out, someone got the Lab results mixed up. So another poor individual is, in fact, insane. But not you. And just as you're getting the news that you're not, in fact, insane, they're getting the news that they are- in fact, insane.

One person is happy and relieved, and the other devastated. But then again, if they really are in fact insane, maybe they're so far gone they have no idea what's going on and thus might as well be happy and relieved themselves for all they understand of the situation. Or maybe they're completely insane but somehow still fully cognizant of the goings-on around them and are happy and relieved not to be sane!

But whatever their understanding, they are still the crazy person, not you. You are not, in fact, insane.

But you may be a real butthole in other ways..