Unlikely Pairings(?)

Maybe it's just in the Roundly blood to find disparate elements and stick them together in what one hopes is a meaningful way(or profoundly meaningless). My brother once wrote a paper in college on the relationship between prostitution and Miniature Golf. 

After Ann Coulter's comments about Mitt Romney "being nice to the retard", and her lack of contrition- or for that matter, any regard for who may have been caught in the crossfire of her remark, I would like to see a collaboration between Ms Coutler and Larry the Cable Guy. 
  So in line with my brother's college paper, this is, I suppose, a blog about the relationship between Ann Coulter and Larry the Cable Guy. I think they'd be hysterical. As a comedy duo, they'd certainly git r' done. Heck, with Ann's big-city edgication and Larry's good ol' boy country wisdom they'd be unbeatable.
  I'd never thought of it before, but after hearing Ann Coutler's remarks, and having seen a Larry the Cable Guy movie, it all came together. They would make an awesome team, call it comedy of what have you. Besides the education/country wisdom combo, you have the unabashed honesty of the both of them. Neither of them is afraid to call a spade a spade. Or a retard a retard.